While most companies will be more than happy with the free publicity of young soapies wearing their clothes, American teen retailer Abercrombie & Fitch has offered Jersey Shore’s Mike “the Situation” Sorrentino big bucks NOT to wear their clothes anymore.

“We offered a substantial payment to Sorrentino to wear an alternate brand because of the company’s deep concern that the Situation could cause significant damage to our image”

“We understand that the show is for entertainment purposes, but believe this association is contrary to the aspirational nature of our brand, and may be distressing to many of our fans,”

I think I’m gonna die laughing…

Björn Borg anyone?

SoHo is definately the #1 shoparea, but with the gorgeous clean restrooms of Barneys miles away, where to pee? This may seem a ridiculous post, but trust me, and I know by experience, the last thing you want is face the crowds at Broadway to go at Starbucks and then find out there’s at least 15 people that have to go too. Not funny!

Borrowed from textbook.tumblr.com

Sorry, inside joke I just had to post…

Many US fashionistas heard the news because of a DKNY-tweet…